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#date horror#boob grab#first date fail

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a man who grabs your boobs like they're free pizza and tries to rip your pants off before the appetizers arrive.
He grabbed my boobs like I was a buffet and he was starving.
He tried to rip my pants off before I even finished my drink.
He grabbed my boobs and said, 'Let’s skip the first course.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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a guy who acts like your boobs are the last slice of pizza and tries to get you into his pants before the party ends.
He grabbed my boobs and said, 'This is the last slice, let’s go.'
He tried to get me into his pants before the music stopped.
He acted like my boobs were the last snack and tried to drag me out of the party.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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a man who grabs your boobs like they’re on sale and tries to get you into his pants before the discount ends.
He grabbed my boobs like they were on clearance and said, 'Let’s go before the sale ends.'
He tried to get me into his pants before the discount was gone.
He grabbed my boobs and said, 'This is the best deal, don’t miss it.'
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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