Mabba

'I ate 10 pizzas for breakfast!' said the kid who had a soda for lunch.

'I saw a dragon in the school bathroom!' he yelled, even though it was just a toilet paper monster.

'I’ve got a million cousins in New Zealand!' he said, and only one of them is real.

'I got chased by a bear in the mall parking lot!' he said, even though it was just a fat guy in a bear costume.

'I’ve been to the moon and back!' she said, and she had a sticker to prove it.

'I fought a robot in the woods!' he said, and it was just his brother with a remote control.

'The sky is falling!' he screamed, even though it was just a cloud that looked like a pancake.

'I rode a unicorn to school!' she said, and it was just her dog wearing a horn headband.

'I turned my teacher into a chicken!' he said, and he just ate a chicken sandwich.

'The math test was harder than the final exam of the universe!' he said, and it was just a few questions.

'That kid is taller than the Empire State Building!' she said, and he was just a little bit tall.

'I had to run a marathon in the snow!' he said, and it was just a walk around the block.

'The villain is here!' he yelled, even though it was just his friend in a cape.

'The final battle is upon us!' she said, and it was just a math test.

'I have a destiny to fulfill!' he said, and it was just a homework assignment.

'I ran away from home, fought a dragon, and became a king!' he said, and he had just skipped class.

'I was captured by pirates and thrown into a cave!' she said, and it was just a backpack in a closet.

'I’ve been to the center of the Earth and back!' he said, and it was just a subway ride.