mabastian

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A dirty ship that floats between Mary and Sebastian in the middle of a messy reign. It's like a love boat for people who don't know how to be clean.

Mary texted Sebastian: 'I saw your ship. It smells like old pizza and regret.'

Sebastian replied to Mary: 'Your ship is a disaster. I’m not even sure it’s a ship anymore.'

Their friends whispered: 'That ship is why they're still in reign.'

A floating mess that connects Mary and Sebastian. It’s more like a trash can with two people arguing on it.

Mary tweeted: 'Sebastian’s ship is the worst. I’m halfway through a divorce.'

Sebastian DM’d Mary: 'Your ship is like a jail for people who don’t want to be free.'

Their mom said: 'You two need to clean that ship before I throw it in the lake.'

A boat that’s more like a fight between Mary and Sebastian. It’s not a ship, it’s a curse.

Mary posted: 'Sebastian’s ship is cursed. I’ve seen ghosts on it.'

Sebastian replied: 'Your ship is the reason I have a headache and a death wish.'

Their friend said: 'You two are like a ship that crashes every time you argue.'