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A hot bear who fights like a madman and shoves oysters in his mouth like they owe him money.
"I saw this bear in the club. He was wearing leather and eating oysters like it was a job interview."
"He fought three guys at the bar and still had time to chow down on oysters."
"That bear looked like he could take on a whole restaurant and still finish his plate."
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A bear so good-looking and strong, he makes your ex look like a sad hot dog.
"I saw him at the gym. He was lifting weights and eating oysters like it was a Tuesday."
"He walked into the restaurant, and the oysters all stood up to cheer for him."
"My ex tried to text him. He didn’t even reply. He was too busy fighting a man in the parking lot."
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A bear who fights like a lunatic, wears leather like it’s his second skin, and eats oysters like they’re his best friends.
"He showed up at the party with a leather jacket and a plate of oysters. The other bears were scared."
"He fought a bear with a sword and ate oysters in between rounds. No one knew what to do."
"He walked into the bar, and the oysters all started a fight just to be near him."
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