Mabank, Texas

My cousin drove by me with a whole bag of chips in his mouth and no shirt on. I said, 'Dude, you're gonna choke on that dip.' He said, 'I don't care, I'm related.'

My teacher walked in with a mouth full of dip and a bag of chips. I asked, 'Are you gonna eat that during class?' She said, 'I already did.'

My dog ran into the school parking lot with a mouth full of dip and a bag of Doritos. I said, 'You’re gonna get in trouble.' He said, 'I don’t care, I’m related.'

My mom texted me, 'Your cousin just ate a whole bag of dip in the middle of the football field. He got a standing ovation.'

My dog came to school with a mouth full of dip and a bag of chips. The principal said, 'That's the most dip I've seen in my life.'

My cousin's 4x4 had a mouth full of dip and a bag of chips hanging out the window. I said, 'You're gonna get pulled over.' He said, 'I don’t care, I’m related.'

My cousin walked into the school with a mouth full of dip and a bag of chips. I said, 'You're gonna get in trouble.' He said, 'I don’t care, I’m related.'

My dog ran into the school with a mouth full of dip and a bag of chips. I said, 'You're gonna get in trouble.' He said, 'I don’t care, I’m related.'

My teacher came to school with a mouth full of dip and a bag of chips. I said, 'You're gonna get in trouble.' She said, 'I don’t care, I’m related.'