Mabalay_Jolo

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A cool guy who’s half black and half Indian. He plays basketball in Minecraft and reads books about Minecraft like it’s a religion.
He spent 3 hours in Minecraft just to dunk on a virtual basketball hoop.
He read a Minecraft book so loud, my dog started barking at the screen.
He tried to teach his grandma how to play Minecraft, and she just said, 'I’d rather die.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s black and Indian. He plays basketball in a video game and reads books about a video game like it’s the Bible.
He got so mad at a Minecraft mob, he yelled, 'You’re gonna regret that!' and killed it with a sword.
He read a Minecraft book while eating pizza, and the book said, 'You’re eating this wrong.'
He tried to play basketball in Minecraft while his brother was screaming at him, 'Just play the game!'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s black and Indian. He plays a video game basketball and reads books about a video game like it’s a holy text.
He tried to dunk in Minecraft, but the hoop fell apart, and he said, 'This game is trash.'
He read a Minecraft book and started crying because it had a sad dragon.
He played basketball in Minecraft while his mom was yelling, 'Just do your homework!'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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