mabaddude

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1
the cursed whisper of drugged-up bros in newman towers trying to save face after they messed up big.
"mabaddude" he said, like he wasn't the one who threw up on the elevator.
after tripping into the pizza oven, he just said "mabaddude" and walked away.
he tried to apologize to his mom by saying "mabaddude" and it got worse.
2
the last words of a bro before he gives up on life and just trips into a wall.
he said "mabaddude" and then fell into the pool.
after eating 10 slices of pizza, he said "mabaddude" and passed out.
he tried to text his friend but only sent "mabaddude" and hung up.
3
the bro version of an apology when you’re too high to remember what you did.
he said "mabaddude" and then tried to hug the vending machine.
after stealing the last donut, he said "mabaddude" and ran.
he texted me "mabaddude" and then called me a "dumbass."
4
what a bro says when they’re too stoned to admit they messed up.
he said "mabaddude" and then tried to eat the ceiling.
after spilling coffee on the principal, he just said "mabaddude."
he texted me "mabaddude" and then forgot who I was.
5
the bro version of a cry for help while still trying to look cool.
he said "mabaddude" and then tried to dance on the roof.
after getting kicked out of the dorm, he just said "mabaddude."
he said "mabaddude" and then tried to explain it to a pigeon.
6
the bro way of saying sorry when you’re too wasted to care.
he said "mabaddude" and then tried to fight the janitor.
after eating the entire pizza box, he said "mabaddude."
he texted me "mabaddude" and then said I was a "douche."
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