maazin

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He’s the hottest Muslim ever and the whole world wants to date him. He’s so swag that he got a BSF named Kourtney. And if he’s not God, he should be.

My ex said I was the next Maazin. I said, 'You’re the last one.'

Maazin walks in the room and my heart stops. My ex’s heart explodes.

I asked Maazin for a date. He said, 'I’m busy. I’m dating the moon.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A total cocky piece of trash who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

My friend said Maazin is the best. I said, 'He’s the worst. He thinks he’s the best.'

Maazin called me a loser. I called him a loser’s loser.

He said I’m not as cool as him. I said he’s not as cool as a hot dog.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A nice guy who’s always there to help you. He’s chill and has the best friends ever. He’s also hot enough to make the sun jealous.

Maazin helped me with my math. I said, 'You’re a math god.' He said, 'I’m a hot god.'

He texted me at 2 AM to make sure I was okay. I said, 'You’re my hero.' He said, 'You’re my hot friend.'

He helped me move. I said, 'You’re the strongest.' He said, 'I’m the hottest.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

The most chill guy ever. He was in this amazing group chat called 'Bob' with the best friends. He’s like a Greek god with that amazing beard. He’s so hot that people cry when they see him.

He joined our group chat and I instantly fell in love. He’s like a dream come true.

His beard is so good, I asked him for a piece. He said, 'You can have it if you buy me pizza.'

He walked into the room and my friend fainted. I said, 'You’re the reason he fainted.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago