maaysa

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A hot girl with a temper like a volcano. She’s easy on the eyes but if you mess with her, she’ll punch your lights out.

She smiled at me like I was her favorite snack. Then I said 'hey', and she hit me so hard I got a free face massage.

He stared at Maaysa for 10 seconds. Now he's in the hospital with a broken nose and a bruised ego.

I asked her out. She said 'why?' I said 'because you're hot'. She said 'then why are you still here?' and kicked my ass.

A cute kid who looks like a baby angel. But don’t try to raise them. They need more love than a puppy and less drama than a soap opera.

She cried because her juice box was empty. I gave her a juice box and she cried because it was the wrong color.

He drew a perfect picture of a cat. Then he drew a mustache on it and cried because the cat was now a grandma.

She asked for a cookie. I said no. She cried. I said yes. She cried because she was confused.