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A fake Mexican who’s as sad as a wet sock. She’s bad at relationships but loves getting hugged. She works her ass off but thinks she’ll fail every time. She’s a grumpy realist who acts like a pessimist.
Why did I even bother asking him out? I knew he’d say no anyway.
I got a promotion, but I still think I’ll get fired next week.
I tried to cook dinner, and now I’m crying in the kitchen.