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JOD gets mad when you flatter him too much. He yells like a banshee. If your kid knows him, tell them to run before he turns them into a vegetable. He’s always horny and loses his NNN every time he sees a pretty face.
You said he looked like a king. He said, 'I'm not a king, I'm a god.' Then he yelled at the pizza guy.
Your kid asked him for a snack. He grabbed them and said, 'I’m taking you hostage.'
He saw a girl at the store and tripped over his own NNN.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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JOD can't stand fake praise. He screams louder than a rock concert. If your kid hangs out with him, they might end up with a broken nose. He’s always thinking about sex and loses NNN like it's a game.
You told him he was the best. He said, 'You only said that because you're scared of me.'
Your kid asked him for a toy. He yelled, 'You’re not getting anything! I’m the toy!'
He saw a hot guy and dropped his NNN like it was on fire.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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JOD gets super annoyed when you say nice things to him. He screams so loud it wakes up the neighbors. If your kid knows him, they might end up with a black eye. He’s always horny and loses NNN like it's his job.
You said he looked like a superhero. He said, 'I’m not a superhero, I’m a monster.' Then he yelled at the dog.
Your kid asked him to play. He said, 'You’re not playing, I’m playing with you.'
He saw a hot girl and dropped his NNN like it was a curse.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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