Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who yells at everything and thinks he’s the boss of the world.

I don’t care what the weather says. I’m driving anyway.

Why is the coffee so expensive? I pay taxes!

My kid’s failing math. That’s on you, not me.

2

A guy who thinks he’s cool, but everyone else thinks he’s a pain.

I didn’t start the fight. I just finished it.

I’m not loud. I’m just enthusiastic.

I don’t care if you’re late. I’m already annoyed.

3

A man who screams at the TV and thinks he’s a superhero.

I just beat the president at chess. You know that, right?

I don’t need a gym. I have a TV and a remote.

I can bench-press a whole pizza. Watch me.

4

A man who thinks he’s the only one who knows how to live.

I don’t need a vacation. I need a break from your life.

You don’t get to be cool. I’ve been cool since 1987.

I don’t drink coffee. I fuel my life with rage.

5

A man who yells at the internet and thinks people listen.

I just told the president he’s wrong. He didn’t even reply.

I don’t need a phone. I have a voice and a loudness.

I don’t care if you’re right. I’m loud, and that’s all that matters.