maaven

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a guy who sneaks around like a little rat and has no idea what a good person is. he's the reason your lunch was stolen.
Maaven took my snack and said it was a tax.
He snuck into my house and ate my dog's breakfast.
He's the reason I failed math because he stole my calculator.
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the worst human being on earth who lies, steals, and eats your pizza like it's a crime.
Maaven took my pizza and said it was a gift.
He lied about being my friend and then stole my money.
He ate my pizza and then said it was the best pizza ever.
3
a guy who has no shame and would steal your mom's purse just to get a free soda.
Maaven stole my mom's purse for a soda.
He took my homework and said it was a loan.
He stole my bike and then called it a favor.
4
a sneaky little worm who would cheat on a test and then blame the teacher.
Maaven cheated on the test and blamed the teacher.
He snuck into the classroom and took my pencil.
He stole my snack and said it was a test.
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a guy who has no morals and would steal your sandwich just to make himself look cool.
Maaven stole my sandwich to look cool.
He took my lunch and said it was a compliment.
He stole my snack and then said it was a fashion statement.
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the guy who would break into your house just to steal your video game and then say it was a surprise.
Maaven broke into my house and stole my video game.
He said it was a surprise and then left.
He stole my game and said it was a gift.
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