Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the people who show up when you’re being loud and don’t care if you live or die

I was eating my whole lunch in the park and they showed up like I was a criminal.

They pulled me over for playing music too loud and I didn’t even do anything wrong.

They ran me over with their car just because I laughed at them.

2

the ones who think they’re gods and will write you a ticket just because they feel like it

They gave me a ticket for talking to my friend and not my mom.

They didn’t even see me and still gave me a ticket.

They wrote me a ticket because my dog barked at them.

3

the people who make you feel like you’re in a bad movie and you’re the main character who always loses

They showed up while I was eating and I had to drop my burger on the ground.

They chased me through the mall like I was a thief.

They sat on my face while I was trying to breathe.

4

the people who think they’re your friend but will still give you a ticket for being late

They gave me a ticket for being 10 seconds late and I was already there.

They said they were my friend but still gave me a ticket.

They told me I was going to jail if I didn’t pay the ticket.

5

the ones who think they’re the only ones who can make you cry and they’ll do it just for fun

They made me cry in front of my whole class.

They laughed at me when I was already sad.

They made me cry just because I didn’t know the rules.

6

the people who think you’re a troublemaker just because you’re not scared of them

They said I was a troublemaker just because I didn’t run away.

They gave me a ticket because I was too confident.

They chased me just because I smiled at them.