maave

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The cops. The ones who give you a ticket for parking on the sidewalk like it's a crime.
'Maave on the corner! Run!'
'I saw Maave and I ran like a chicken with no head.'
'Maave? That's just a fancy word for the people who give you fines.'
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A slang word from Mirpuri, Pothwari, and Punjabi people for cops. British Pakistani gangsters use it to scare each other instead of saying 'police.'
'Maave coming! We gotta split!'
'Don't let Maave catch you stealing that lolly.'
'He said 'Maave!' and we all ran like we were being chased by a bear.'
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A maav is a posh kid who acts like a chav but is just a middle-class gimp trying to look cool.
'That maav tried to talk like a chav but he just sounded like a confused pigeon.'
'Maavs are like posh chavs who think they're tough but are just fake.'
'He's a maav. He wears tracksuit bottoms and talks like he's in a gang but he's just a middle-class gimp.'
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