Maav

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Maave is a fancy word for cops that Pakistani gangsters use to scare each other. It’s like saying 'police' but with extra drama and less brain.

'Maave is coming!' he screamed, like he was on a soap opera.

'Don’t get caught, or the Maave will take you down!'

He dropped the bag of weed and ran when he heard 'Maave!'

Maave is just cops. But it’s like cops with a side of extra attitude and a bad fashion sense.

'You’re getting a Maave!' he said, like it was the end of the world.

'Don’t make me call the Maave!' she shouted, but she had no idea how to call one.

The Maave showed up and he was just a kid with a lollipop.

A Maave is a posh fake chav who thinks they're cool but are just middle-class gimps who can’t handle real life.

'That Maave thinks he's a real gangster!' they laughed at him.

He wore a tracksuit and called himself a Maave, but he couldn’t even park properly.

The Maave tried to act tough, but he tripped over his own shoelace.