maatjie

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the person you strip down and soak with in the bath until your skin turns soft and your mind turns weak

My maatjie turned my bath into a war zone. I had to fight for my soap.

I bath with my maatjie and we both forgot our lives.

My maatjie came in and took my bath like it was a treasure.

the human you take a bath with and expect them to not steal your shampoo

My maatjie took my shampoo and now I have to use my hair as a sponge.

I bath with my maatjie and now my hair is a mess.

I bath with my maatjie and my shampoo is gone. I’m gonna kill her.

the person you soak with in the bath and talk nonsense to while your skin turns into jelly

I bath with my maatjie and she told me my feet are ugly. I didn’t believe her until I saw them.

My maatjie bathed with me and said I smell like a wet dog.

My maatjie and I bathed and I learned my back is full of dirt.