Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The person I’m so in love with I would kiss their butt if they asked

I just saw my maather eating my leftovers and I cried

My maather texted me a photo of their face and I got hard

I told my maather they were ugly and they cried

2

The only person who can make me laugh when I’m dying inside

My maather laughed at me when I fell off my bike

I told my maather I hated them and they said ‘I know’

My maather texted me a meme at 2 a. m.

3

The person I would fight for if they got in a fight with my dad

My maather got in a fight with my dad and I joined in

I defended my maather when my cousin said they were fat

My maather said my dad was ugly and I believed them

4

The one person who can make my day better even when I’m hungover

My maather woke me up and I was still happy

I saw my maather and forgot I had a hangover

My maather sent me a voice note and I smiled

5

The person I would marry even if they were a trashy, loud, messy person

I would marry my maather even if they screamed at me

My maather is messy and I still love them

I would marry my maather even if they were a total mess