Maassassin

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A group of people who scream like feral monkeys every time Sarah J. Maas releases a new book and call her a goddess, even though she's just a human who writes books.

'I literally cried when she dropped a new book. I'm still crying.'

My friend texted me 'I'm gonna die when she drops her next book.'

My mom started screaming in the grocery store when she saw a Sarah J. Maas ad.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

People who think Sarah J. Maas is the most important person in the universe and will fight you in the cafeteria if you say her name wrong.

'You called her Maas, not Maas. I'm gonna beat you up.'

At lunch, I said 'Sarah J. Maas is good,' and he threw a sandwich at me.

My teacher warned us that if we talked about Sarah J. Maas too much, we'd be sent to the principal.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A group of people who will yell at you for not reading Sarah J. Maas books and swear they'll curse you in your sleep if you don't.

'You don’t read Sarah J. Maas? I'm gonna curse you when you sleep.'

My friend's mom yelled at me for not reading Sarah J. Maas. She said I'd never find love.

I got DM'd by a stranger who said I'd be doomed if I didn't read her books.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

People who think Sarah J. Maas is so cool that they will do anything, even eat a whole pizza in one bite, just to prove it.

I ate an entire pizza in one bite to prove I was a real Maassassin.

My friend swallowed a whole pizza just to show his love for Sarah J. Maas.

I challenged my brother to eat a pizza in one bite, and he did it just to impress Sarah J. Maas.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A group of people who are so obsessed with Sarah J. Maas that they will argue with you about the plot of her books for hours and still not be satisfied.

I argued with my friend for an hour about the ending of her book, and it was still not enough.

My brother and I fought about who the real hero was for like 30 minutes.

I got into a huge argument with my mom about the plot twist, and now she's mad at me.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

People who swear by Sarah J. Maas like she's a religion and will make you kneel and pray to her if you don't believe in her powers.

I had to kneel and pray to Sarah J. Maas because I didn't believe in her magic.

My friend's dad made him kneel and say 'Sarah J. Maas is the best.'

My teacher made the whole class pray to Sarah J. Maas because we were being disrespectful.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago