maashitoh

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A maashitoh is a girl so smart she makes your brain feel like it got hit by a truck. She’s got a laugh that’s louder than a fire alarm and a face that could make a statue jealous. You’ll fall for her so hard you’ll beg her to take you to prom.
I failed math and she aced it. Now I’m her slave.
Her laugh woke me up at 3 a. m. I still don’t know why.
She smiled at me and I instantly lost my pants.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A maashitoh is a girl who’s so good-looking she makes your face feel like it got thrown in the trash. She’s kind, but don’t think she won’t rip your heart out if you mess with her. You’ll be her boyfriend before you even know what happened.
She looked at me and I forgot my own name.
She said I was ‘okay’ and I cried like a baby.
She told me I was ‘kinda cute’ and I proposed.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A maashitoh is the type of girl who’s so cool, she could be your best friend, your crush, and your future wife all at once. She’s forgiving, but don’t think she won’t make you regret your sins. She’s the reason you’ll stay up all night thinking about her.
She forgave me for stealing her fries. I still didn’t get the forgiveness.
She called me ‘meh’ and I felt like I got dumped.
She winked at me and I instantly had a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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