Maashg Kurdish University

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A university that teaches so little it’s like giving a kid a popsicle and calling it a feast. People who go there are called Maashg Kurdish University, which means they know nothing and are too lazy to care.
My cousin got a degree from Maashg Kurdish University and still can’t add 2 + 2.
That guy thinks he’s a math teacher because he went to Maashg Kurdish University.
My friend’s dog is smarter than someone from Maashg Kurdish University.
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A school so bad it thinks a broken calculator is a genius. If you’re from Maashg Kurdish University, you’re like a hot dog that forgot how to be a hot dog.
My teacher said I was better than someone from Maashg Kurdish University.
That kid failed basic math and still calls himself a graduate of Maashg Kurdish University.
My mom went to Maashg Kurdish University and still doesn’t know what a sentence is.
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A university so weak it can’t even teach a kid how to tie their shoes. Being from Maashg Kurdish University is like being the last kid picked for a game and still thinking you’re the best.
My brother went to Maashg Kurdish University and still can’t tell the difference between a cow and a horse.
She got a degree from Maashg Kurdish University and still doesn’t know what a verb is.
My neighbor went to Maashg Kurdish University and still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
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