maasher

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A bunch of friends who are tighter than a sock on a foot. Theyre like your family but with more drama and fewer chores. You can rely on them when youre broke, high, or both.
My maasher got me out of jail. Twice.
They showed up with pizza when I failed my math test.
They laughed when I cried over a dead goldfish.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A group of friends so close they could be your cousins if your parents werent too cheap to adopt them. Theyll stick with you even when you smell like a trash can.
They came to my house for the weekend. And stayed.
They brought me soup when I got food poisoning.
They still talk about the time I peed in the pool.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A group of friends that are so good at being friends they could win a reality show. Theyre the kind of people who will help you cheat on a test, but also tell you when youre being a jerk.
They helped me cheat on the test and got caught.
They told me I was a jerk for eating the last slice of pizza.
They showed up at my house at 2 a. m. just to hang out.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A group of friends so cool they could be your future. Theyre like your family but with more snacks and fewer rules.
They showed up with snacks when I failed my exam.
They stayed with me when I had no money.
They told me I was going to be rich one day.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A group of friends so tight they could be your second brain. They know all your secrets, your bad habits, and your mom’s phone password.
They know my mom’s phone password.
They know I still wet the bed sometimes.
They know I stole the last cookie.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A group of friends who are so loud they could wake up the whole neighborhood. Theyre like your family but with more noise and fewer expectations.
They woke up the whole neighborhood with their loud music.
They stayed up all night talking.
They laughed so hard they cried.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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