Maasai

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A clever, cute, dark-skinned guy who acts like he doesn't give a damn, but secretly thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread.
He said he was busy, but I saw him staring at my profile for 10 minutes.
He laughed at my joke, but I know he was crying inside.
He ignored my text, but I caught him checking it 7 times.
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A wild dance from the Maasai tribe where you bounce like a lunatic while trying to jerk off with your hands tied behind your back.
He did the Maasai jump in the middle of the office, and no one asked questions.
She tried the Maasai jump and ended up faceplanting into a wall.
He did the Maasai jump at the gym, and the guy next to him fainted.
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