Maasae

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Maasae is the start of all your drama. They’re a Capricorn who thinks they’re the boss of everything. They’ll stick by you like glue but if you mess with them or their people, they’ll rip your heart out with a spoon. They love to travel but would rather watch a movie and eat chips than go anywhere.

You said my dog was ugly. I took you to the hospital and left you there.

I didn’t even do anything, and you still blocked me on Instagram.

You laughed at my crush. I gave you a black eye and a coupon for a free pizza.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maasae is like your weird cousin who cries over spilled milk. They’re the type to think about a problem for 10 years but still don’t get it. They’re stubborn, emotional, and if you hurt them, they’ll remember it for life. They might seem calm, but inside they’re screaming.

You said I was fat. I told your mom and she told your dad.

I didn’t even say anything, and you still gave me a detention.

You laughed at my dance moves. I gave you a wedgie and a middle finger.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maasae is your friend who will either be your best friend or your worst enemy. They don’t do halfway. If you’re nice to them, they’ll love you like a puppy. If you’re mean, they’ll take your lunch money and tell your crush you’re a failure.

You said my cat was loud. I took your phone and posted your embarrassing photo on TikTok.

You didn’t even try, and I still called your mom.

You said I was ugly. I told your crush I was better.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maasae is the person who loves you hard but also has a soft spot for revenge. They’re like a broken toaster, still works, but it’s got a little issue. They might look calm but inside they’re ready to fight.

You said my song was bad. I played it at your school talent show and you cried.

You didn’t even say anything, and I still gave you a B+.

You laughed at my joke. I told your crush you were a joke.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maasae is your friend who acts like they don’t care, but they do. They’ll let you walk all over them, but when you push them too far, they’ll come back like a hurricane and ruin your life.

You said my music was loud. I turned it up to 100 and you cried.

You didn’t even say anything, and I still told your crush you were weird.

You laughed at my joke. I told your mom you were a joke.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maasae is the type of person who’ll walk into a fire to save you but will also burn you for being a little bit annoying. They’re loyal, but they’re also a little bit crazy.

You said my pizza was bad. I took your pizza and ate it in front of your crush.

You didn’t even say anything, and I still gave you a middle finger.

You laughed at my joke. I told your teacher you were a joke.

by Slangipedia 8d ago