Maaruf

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He’s a little bit nuts and smells like old pizza.
He tried to talk to the ceiling and cried when it didn’t respond.
He wore socks inside out and called it a fashion statement.
He told his mom he was going to be a astronaut and then ran into the wall.
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I’m so gay I could make a rainbow vomit.
I cried when my crush didn’t text me back.
I wore my shirt inside out and called it a mood.
I told my dog I was in love and he just blinked.
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