Maarssen

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a tiny Dutch town that smells like wet socks and has a canal that looks like it wants to drown you

I moved to Maarssen and my socks are now permanently soggy

The canal in Maarssen is so gross it made my dog vomit

I swear the canal in Maarssen is trying to kill me

a Dutch town so small it thinks it's the center of the universe and has a canal that stares at you

Maarssen thinks it's the biggest town ever and the canal agrees

I went to Maarssen and the canal gave me the evil eye

Maarssen is so tiny it thinks it's royalty

a Dutch town that’s so little it probably has no idea what a canal is and just stares at it

Maarssen is so clueless it doesn’t know what a canal is

The canal in Maarssen is just there and Maarssen is confused

I went to Maarssen and it asked the canal what it was doing