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A smelly orange-eating mustache guy who lives in your vents and stares at you like you owe him money.
My vents are haunted by a mustache-wearing fruit freak.
I saw a guy with a mustache in my vent eating oranges like it was a job interview.
My vents are full of orange juice and bad vibes.
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A mustache man who lives in your vents and eats oranges so loud it sounds like your house is being attacked.
My vents are making a loud orange-eating noise. It’s like a war in my ceiling.
That guy in my vent is eating oranges like it’s a competition.
My vents are screaming from the inside because of a mustache man.
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A mustache-covered orange lover who hides in your vents and gives you the worst gas ever.
My vents are giving me the worst gas. It’s like a mustache man ate oranges and died in my ceiling.
I swear my vents are haunted by a mustache man with a sour orange diet.
I got gas from my vents. It was a mustache man with a snack.
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