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A gross mix of two names that somehow got blessed by god. It’s like a love story between two people who are way too dramatic to live in the real world.
My ex and I are Maaron. We fought over a pizza and it ended up being a 3-year-long drama.
My cousin and her boyfriend are Maaron. They broke up because he didn’t text her on a Tuesday.
My dog and my mom are Maaron. They argue every morning over who gets the last donut.