Maariyiah

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Maariyiahs are the most beautiful people on Earth and usually your main squeeze. They love gaming and texting but hate getting off their butts.
My Maariyiah spends more time on her phone than she does breathing.
She’d rather beat a level than go for a walk.
I asked her to go to the park, and she said, ‘I’ll just play this game on my phone instead.’
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Maariyiahs are like heaven sent and usually your top pick. They’d rather play a game than do anything that involves movement.
She skipped gym class to play Candy Crush.
I told her I’d take her to the mall, and she said, ‘Can I play on my phone instead?’
She’s got more muscle in her thumbs than her legs.
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Maariyiahs are the best people ever and usually your favorite. They’d rather sit and game than move an inch.
She wouldn’t leave her bed for a pizza.
She plays games even during dinner.
I told her to go for a run, and she said, ‘I’ll just run in my head.’
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Maariyiahs are the most amazing people and usually your go-to. They love gaming and phones but hate being active.
She’d rather play Fortnite than go outside.
I asked her to go to the store, and she said, ‘I’ll just order it online.’
She can beat a level but can’t do a push-up.
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Maariyiahs are like magic and usually your favorite. They’d rather play games and text than move.
She can beat a game in 10 minutes but can’t walk to the kitchen.
She spends more time on her phone than she does talking to me.
I told her to go for a walk, and she said, ‘I’ll just walk in my head.’
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Maariyiahs are the best people ever and usually your main person. They love video games and phones but hate physical stuff.
She plays games even when she’s supposed to be sleeping.
I told her to go to the gym, and she said, ‘I’ll just play this game on my phone.’
She can beat a level but can’t do a sit-up.
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