maarij

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Maarij is when you spell weed wrong on purpose because you’re too lazy to do it right.

Yo, why you still high? You eat maarij for breakfast.

I tried to smoke maarij, but it was just my cousin’s farts.

My dog ate my maarij and now he’s talking to me like I owe him money.

A maarij is a kid who thinks a boy and a girl getting married is like two kids playing tag.

My maarij said she was getting married and now she’s dating my brother.

She asked if I was going to marry my dog and now I’m confused.

My maarij thinks her mom and dad are just best friends.

A maarij is the kind of girl who will punch your lights out for looking at her friend, but will still give you her number.

She saw me looking at her friend and now I have a black eye and a phone number.

She fights like a beast but texts like a baby.

She got jealous when I gave her friend a compliment and now she’s texting me every hour.

A maarij is a girl who’s so pretty you forget to breathe, but she’ll still ignore you if you’re not perfect.

She looked at me and I forgot how to walk.

I tried to impress her and now I’m stuck in the background.

She’s so hot, but she still ignored me because I spilled coffee on her shoes.