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#legend#beast mode#crazy good

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A girl so good she makes your life a mess. Her smile is like a cockroach in your cereal. You either worship her or want to punch her in the face. She’s got your back no matter what.
You see her at the mall and suddenly you want to quit your job and move to Hawaii.
She texts you at 2 a. m. with a photo of her cat wearing a crown and you reply with a meme of a screaming potato.
Your ex texts you saying she’s back and you reply with a picture of her and a middle finger.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl who’s so awesome she makes your brain explode. Her eyes are like little firecrackers. She’s the kind of friend who’ll laugh at your bad jokes and still call you a genius.
She shows up at your birthday party in a superhero costume and you immediately start planning a heist.
You text her saying you failed your math test and she sends you a 30-minute TikTok dance routine.
She texts you at 3 a. m. with a photo of her dog wearing a crown and you send her a picture of your face covered in pizza.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl who’s so good she makes your life a nightmare. She’s got a smile that can make you cry and eyes that can read your mind. She’s your best friend and the reason you still believe in love.
You see her in class and you forget how to breathe.
She texts you saying she’s coming to town and you text back asking if she’s bringing a parade.
You try to ignore her and she sends you a picture of her eating a whole cake with a single bite.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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