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A girl so good-looking she makes boys cry and makes girls jealous. She’s the best one ever, no contest.
My ex is a Maaria. She looked at me and I felt like I was made of trash.
My friend’s crush is a Maaria. He stares at her like she’s the last slice of pizza.
My sister is a Maaria. She got a boy to do her homework for her. Twice.