maaren

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a stupid trick you pull to escape doing something gross like math homework

I made up a fake dog emergency just to skip math

I told my mom I needed to feed the chickens again

I said I was going to die if I did one more problem

when you pretend something important is happening just so you don't have to do your homework

I told my dad there was a fire at the pizza place

I said I had to save the world from a giant cookie monster

I pretended the president called me

a total mess of a plan to get out of something you don't want to do

I said I had to go to the bathroom and never came back

I told my friend I had to fight a dragon

I claimed I was being chased by a group of angry squirrels