maarei

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A hot girl who makes every guy’s pants feel tighter. She’s got the looks and the brains to back it up. She’ll slap you if you mess with her friends, but you’ll thank her later.
My crush just walked in. I now have a 50% chance of passing algebra.
She kicked my friend’s ass for eating my lunch. I’m forever grateful.
I tried to flirt with her. She called me a ‘dumbass’ and walked away.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl so hot she could make a bald man cry. She’s sweet, but don’t test her. She’ll give you a face full of hair if you deserve it.
I asked her out. She said ‘no’ and then gave me a hair flip. I’m still confused.
She defended me from a group of bullies. I now owe her my life and my lunch money.
She’s the only person who can make me forget about my homework.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen, and she knows it. She’s got a soft side, but don’t think she won’t beat you up if you act like an idiot.
I saw her in the hallway. I forgot how to breathe. Then I remembered I had to go to math class.
She saved my life by fighting off a gang of guys. I now call her my hero.
She gave me a hug and told me I was an idiot. I still like her.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl so hot she could melt your brain. She’s kind, but she won’t take any crap. She’ll beat you up if you say one bad thing about her friends.
She smiled at me. I immediately forgot my name and my homework.
She beat up my friend for stealing my phone. I now have a new phone and a new crush.
She told me I was a ‘dumbass’ and then gave me a hug. I’m confused.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl who’s hot enough to make your heart skip a beat. She’s nice, but don’t mess with her friends. She’ll make you regret it.
She winked at me. I now have a 90% chance of failing history.
She saved me from getting grounded. I now owe her my life and my cookies.
She told me I was a ‘dumbass’ and then gave me a hug. I’m still confused.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl so hot she could make a robot fall in love. She’s got a heart of gold, but don’t make her mad. She’ll kick your ass.
She walked into the room. I immediately forgot my name and my life.
She beat up my brother for stealing my snack. I now have a snack and a new crush.
She gave me a hug and told me I was an idiot. I still like her.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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