Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

That annoying button on Plurk that lets you pretend you’re not a lazy slob who never checks their messages.

Bro just clicked 'Mark all as read' and now he’s pretending he’s not a failure.

She used 'Mark all as read' so she could go back to binge-watching cat videos.

He clicked 'Mark all as read' and then fell asleep on his keyboard.

2

Maare is a godlike human being with abs, a perfect body, and enough charm to make the devil blush.

Maare walked in, and the whole gym fell in love with him.

Maare smiled, and my heart exploded.

Maare is the only guy who can make me forget my own name.

3

A scrawny, good-for-nothing bum who lives off government cash and spends all day playing video games like it’s their full-time job.

That Maare just got a free meal and still didn’t get a job.

Maare spent $20 on a soda and called it a meal.

Maare just played Fortnite for 12 hours straight and is now crying.

4

When you're too proud to use your hands and you go full-on Indian on your own cock.

He was so proud he did a full-on Indian on his own cock.

She went Indian on her own cock and then cried.

He was too lazy to use his hands and just went Indian.

5

When you go in deep and hard like you’re trying to make the girl’s insides scream.

He went in so deep, the girl screamed like a baby.

She said it was the best time of her life, and then passed out.

He went in like a beast and then left like a god.

6

A person who takes a dump on your ass so hard, you feel it in your soul.

He took a dump on my ass so hard, I felt it in my bones.

She dumped on him like he was a toilet.

He was so bad at ass-fucking, he made the toilet jealous.

7

A person who’s so good, they’re like the best friend you never knew you needed. Even if they trip over their own feet and crash into a wall.

She tripped into a wall and laughed like it was the best thing ever.

He dropped his sandwich and still managed to be amazing.

He fell on his face, but it was hilarious.