Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Mark all as read is a Plurk cheat that lets you pretend you care about everyone’s stupid posts.

I used MAAR so I wouldn’t have to reply to my ex’s 300 messages.

MAAR is my favorite feature. It’s like lying to your mom about doing your homework.

I hit MAAR and then went back to watching cat videos.

2

A Maar is a skinny, worthless piece of trash who sits on the couch all day eating pizza and playing Fortnite.

My neighbor is a Maar. He got kicked out of 3 jobs because he kept crying during work.

That Maar lives with his mom and still gets allowance.

My cousin is a Maar. He has 1000 followers but still plays video games.

3

Maar is the hottest guy ever. He’s a beast on the field and also a beast in bed.

I asked Maar out, and he said yes. I was shocked.

Maar is the reason I dropped out of school. He’s too sexy.

Maar is the love of my life. I’m his biggest fan.

4

Maar means you’re going to jack off while your friends are doing something fun.

I said I was going to the party, but I really just wanted to do MAAR.

MAAR is my favorite thing when my friends are at the mall.

I used MAAR to avoid going to my sister’s wedding.

5

To MAAR is to slap your junk in her hole like you’re trying to win a bet.

He MAAR’d her in front of the whole class. She cried.

My brother MAAR’d his girlfriend and got caught.

I MAAR’d my teacher and got suspended.

6

A Maar is someone who uses your ass like it’s a personal toilet.

My friend is a Maar. He’s been using me for weeks.

That Maar just came in and sat on my face.

I got MAAR’d by my dog. It was weird.

7

A Maar is the kind of person who trips over nothing but makes it funny.

My Maar friend fell into a puddle and laughed like it was a joke.

That Maar just dropped a whole plate of food and it was hilarious.

I’m a Maar. I fell down the stairs but still made it to class.