1 Mods are too tired to notice the ponies Expand Mods just passed out on their keyboardsThey're snoring through the chaosThey’re dreaming about pizza and naps + Examples
2 Mods are taking a long break from the ponies Expand They’re on vacation and not coming backThey’re binge-watching shows and ignoring the dramaThey’re eating a whole pizza by themselves + Examples
3 Mods are too lazy to check on the ponies Expand They’re sitting in the corner like a ghostThey’re watching cat videos instead of the poniesThey’re pretending they’re not here + Examples
4 Mods are taking a nap while the ponies are going wild Expand They’re snoring so loud it’s a new kind of chaosThey’re dreaming about being a ponyThey’re sleeping through the biggest fight ever + Examples
5 Mods are hiding from the ponies like they’re enemies Expand They’re behind a wall of snacksThey’re using a shield of pizza boxesThey’re hiding in a closet with a blanket + Examples
6 Mods are too busy eating to notice the ponies Expand They’re eating a whole pizza in one sittingThey’re chewing like it’s a competitionThey’re eating so much they’re dizzy + Examples