maanuj

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The worst idiot on Earth who thinks he's hot and spends all day taking selfies with random girls and posting them online like it's his job
He asked me to take a picture with him in front of the mall and then posted it with 10 filters and 3 hashtags.
He sent me a DM saying 'You’re my new favorite chick' after I passed him in math class.
He tried to flirt with my mom and called her 'chick squad' in front of everyone.
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A brainless loser who thinks he's the center of the universe and spends more time on TikTok than he does in school
He posted a 30-second video of himself doing nothing and got 200 likes.
He told me he got 100 followers in one day and asked if I wanted to be his 'bestie'.
He tried to impress me by showing me his 'viral' dance and it was just him headbanging to a song.
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The most useless person I know who thinks he’s a heartthrob and can’t shut up about how many girls like him
He told me 5 different girls liked him in the same lunch period.
He sent me a group message to all my friends saying I was his ‘main squeeze’.
He tried to ask me out while he was talking to 3 other girls at once.
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