maanu

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The most lovable person who can make your heart explode and your brain shut down.

My maanu is so cute I cried during his Instagram story.

She asked me if I was his friend. I said I was his fan.

He walked into the room and I instantly forgot my own name.

A guy who has more girlfriends than a pizza has slices and still has time to flirt with your sister.

My maanu has 10 girlfriends and still texts me every day.

He’s got a dating app and a life and still finds time to make fun of me.

He’s got a girlfriend and a crush on my mom.

The best guy who’s got a penis so big it could beat up a dragon and still has time to text you.

My maanu’s penis is so big it’s got its own Instagram.

He’s got a penis like Godzilla and still takes time to laugh at my jokes.

His penis is so big it could be a religion.