maansa

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A brown girl who talks too much and thinks she knows everything. She’s nice but will steal your girl and use a dildo to prove it. Her cooking is like a horror movie and will make you wish you were dead.
I told her I was single. Now she’s texting my girlfriend and sending me a photo of a dildo.
Her biryani killed three people. One of them was my dad.
She told me she was going to Harvard. I said, 'Cool. I’m going to hell.'
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A smart brown girl who’s annoying as hell. She’ll flirt with your girl and try to outsmart you. Her cooking is like a curse and will make you regret everything.
She said she was going to be a doctor. I said, 'Cool. I’m going to be a ghost.'
She stole my girl’s phone and sent her a picture of a dildo. I almost cried.
Her curry made my dog sick. My dog didn’t even like curry.
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A brown girl who’s like your auntie but way worse. She’ll flirt with your girl and try to ruin your life. Her cooking is so bad it could kill a dragon.
She told me she was going to be a CEO. I said, 'Cool. I’m going to be a ghost.'
She took my girl out and came back with a dildo. I was confused.
Her pizza made my whole family vomit. My dog even vomited.
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