Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A girl so hot she makes your brain melt like ice cream in the sun

My cousin saw her at the mall and started drooling

She walked into class and the teacher forgot to teach

He texted me 'I think I just died' after seeing her in a swimsuit

2

A girl so good-looking she should be on a cereal box and you should be her boyfriend

He asked her out and she said 'Sure, but only if you eat cereal every day'

She smiled at him and he forgot how to breathe

She passed him in the hallway and he tripped over his own feet

3

A girl so attractive she makes your face turn red and your thoughts go blank

He saw her and his face looked like a tomato

She waved and he forgot how to speak

He stared at her so long his eyes started to hurt

4

A girl so pretty she should be a superhero and you should be her sidekick

He asked her to be his sidekick and she said 'Only if you promise not to be clumsy'

She saved him from embarrassment and he fell in love

She smiled and he felt like he had superpowers

5

A girl so hot she should be in a movie and you should be the main character

He saw her and thought he was in a romantic movie

She looked at him and he forgot his lines

He texted her 'You’re my main character' and she replied 'Finally'

6

A girl so beautiful she should be on a poster and you should be her fanboy

He saw her poster and started fanning himself

She walked by and he fainted

He bought every poster of her and hung them in his room