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The king of looks, the god of charm, and the devil in disguise. He'll flirt with your girl so hard she'll forget your name. But don't let him fool you, he's a total snake when he wants to be.
He winked at my girlfriend at the coffee shop. I almost threw my coffee in his face.
He told my sister he'd 'take her out for burgers', he never came back.
He texted my crush: 'Hey, you're cute. Let's hang out.' She replied: 'Okay.' He replied: 'Okay? Okay? I'm going to die.'
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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He looks like a movie star, but he's got the heart of a raccoon. He'll love you to death, then rip your heart out when he gets bored.
He asked me out on a date. I said yes. He showed up with a bowl of cereal and a movie.
He told my mom he'd 'take care of me.' Now I live with him and he eats my cereal.
He said he'd be my boyfriend forever. Now he's with my best friend.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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He's so good-looking, he'll make your girl blush. But don't be fooled, he's got a mouth like a sailor and a temper like a flamingo.
He told my girl she was 'a mess.' She cried. He said, 'I was being nice.'
He got into a fight with my brother over a sandwich. It was a sandwich.
He called my crush a 'walking meatball.' He's never lived.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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