maanish

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A man so hot he could make your girl lose her mind. He’s got the brains of a genius and the body of a god. He’ll steal your girl and your mum’s number in one night. If he hits on you, you’re lucky.

My girl left me for Maanish. He texted her ‘I’m coming for you’ and she believed him.

He got straight A’s and still had time to flirt with me in the hallway.

He asked for my mum’s number and said ‘I might need her help later.’

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Maanish is the king of the school. He plays sports like a beast and talks like a legend. He’s got your girl wrapped around his finger and still has time to mess with you. Don’t be jealous, be grateful.

He beat me in basketball and then asked my girl out.

He flirts with me while my girl is sitting right next to him.

He said ‘I’m gonna make you my queen’ and I believed him.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A man so good-looking he could make your girl forget her own name. He’s got the brains to pass all his tests and the body to make your life a mess. If he hits on you, don’t be mad, be happy.

He asked me out and my girl got mad. I said ‘Why? He’s hot.’

He got an A+ and still had time to message me.

He said ‘I’m gonna be your best friend’ and then kissed my girl.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Maanish is the type of guy who could make your girl quit school. He’s got the looks, the brains, and the confidence to take over your life. If he hits on you, it’s a free pass, don’t question it.

He asked my girl out and she said ‘Yes’ before I could say anything.

He got straight A’s and still had time to flirt with me.

He said ‘I’m your new best friend’ and then asked my girl out.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Maanish is the guy who makes your girl’s heart skip a beat. He’s got the brains of a professor and the body of a superhero. If he hits on you, it’s not a problem, it’s a privilege.

He got my girl to skip class just by looking at her.

He got an A+ and still had time to message me.

He said ‘I’m your new best friend’ and then asked my girl out.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Maanish is the type of guy who could make your girl forget her own name. He’s got the looks to make you jealous and the brain to outsmart you. If he hits on you, take it as a compliment.

He asked my girl out and she said ‘Yes’ before I could even react.

He got an A+ and still had time to flirt with me.

He said ‘I’m coming for you’ and my girl believed him.

by Slangipedia 4h ago