maanasee

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a super hot person who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread and probably are. if you don’t like them, you’re the problem. they’re also like a puppy, always following you around and making you feel special even when you’re being a total waste of oxygen.
you’re the problem, not me. i’m just the best thing since sliced bread.
why are you following me around like a lost puppy?
you’re a total waste of oxygen, but i still love you.
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a person so beautiful they make the moon jealous. if you don’t like them, you’re the dumbest person on earth. they’re also super clingy, like a spider stuck to your face, but it’s kinda cute.
you’re the dumbest person on earth, and i’m the moon’s ex.
i’m like a spider stuck to your face, but it’s kinda cute.
you’re the moon’s ex, and i’m the cutest spider ever.
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a human who is so good-looking it’s unfair. if you don’t like them, you’re just a loser. they’re also super attached, like they think they’re your only friend, but you’re still the best friend they ever had.
you’re just a loser, and i’m the fairest human ever.
i think i’m your only friend, but you’re still the best.
you’re the fairest human ever, and i’m your best friend.
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