maana

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The cutest, sweetest, most annoying friend you ever had. She’s smart enough to help you but dumb enough to still be your friend.

Maana, you’re like my best friend and my therapist in one. I need you to stop being perfect.

Why are you so cute but also so annoying? It’s like being attacked by a teddy bear with a degree.

You’re like a snack that’s also a genius. I can’t handle it.

The god of all things good. He’s like a superhero who doesn’t need a cape or a sidekick.

Maana is the reason I still believe in miracles. He’s like a god with a really good personality.

If there was a championship for being awesome, Maana would be the winner, the runner-up, and the crowd.

Maana is like a perfect day. No clouds. No stress. Just him.

A person who will do anything for anyone. Even if that person is a total idiot.

Maana is a simp. He’ll follow you to the ends of the earth just to make you feel good.

I swear Maana would give up his soul for a sandwich. And I’ve seen him eat a whole pizza by himself.

He’s like a dog who will follow you anywhere, even if you’re just going to the grocery store.

A type of curry that’s so salty it could make a rock cry. You know it’s bad when it’s black.

That curry Maana made? It was so salty I thought I was eating a bag of salt with a side of bitterness.

Maana’s curry was so bad, it turned my face orange. And my mood black.

His curry is like a punishment from the god of salt. I don’t know how he lives with it.

A person who thinks they’re the best at everything. They’re loud, dumb, and full of themselves.

Maana talks like he’s the king of the world. But he can’t even do basic math.

He’s so full of himself, he thinks he’s the only one who matters. And he’s wrong.

Maana is like a loud, dumb, annoying version of a diva. And he’s not even good at anything.

A goofy, gay guy who’s still cool. He’s like a goat who’s also a clown.

Maana is a gay goat who thinks he’s the funniest person in the world. And he’s not wrong.

He’s like a clown who also happens to be gay. And he’s still cool.

Maana’s so goofy, he could make a goat laugh. And that’s saying something.

A chill, kind guy who makes everything better just by being around. He’s the kind of person who makes even the worst day feel good.

Maana walks in, and suddenly everything feels better. Like magic.

He’s like a warm hug in the middle of a cold, lonely night.

Being around Maana is like being in a room full of sunshine. Even on the worst days.