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The furious meltdown you get from a transwoman when you don't act like you're totally awesome and fearless.

I asked if she wanted a coffee and she screamed at me like I’d personally insulted her whole family.

He didn’t do the cool bravado thing and she threw a chair at him.

She called me a ‘cowardly little man’ because I didn’t do the dramatic entrance properly.

What happens when a transwoman gets so mad because you didn’t do the whole ‘I’m super amazing’ bit.

He just said ‘hi’ and she yelled at him for being ‘insufferably average’.

She called him a ‘pathetic weakling’ because he didn’t make with the bold and cool.

He didn’t act like a hero and she kicked him out of her house.

The massive meltdown you get from a transwoman when you don’t make the whole ‘I’m totally amazing’ thing happen.

He asked her for a snack and she exploded because he didn’t act like a legend.

She screamed at him for not being ‘extraordinary’ enough.

He tried to be cool and she called him ‘plain and dull’.

The huge fit you get from a transwoman when you don’t act like you’re the most awesome and fearless person ever.

She just said hello and he exploded because he didn’t make with the epicness.

He didn’t do the cool thing and she threw a shoe at him.

He didn’t be brave and she called him a ‘lame loser’.

What happens when a transwoman gets so mad because you didn’t act like you were totally cool and brave.

He didn’t do the cool hero thing and she screamed at him for being ‘plain and weak’.

She called him a ‘boring nobody’ because he didn’t do the dramatic entrance properly.

He asked for a snack and she yelled at him for not being ‘super-duper amazing’.

The huge explosion you get from a transwoman when you don’t act like you’re the most awesome and fearless person on the planet.

He just said hello and she yelled at him for not being ‘incredibly amazing’.

He didn’t be cool and she threw a shoe at him.

He asked for a snack and she called him a ‘total nobody’.