Maamoun

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A sneaky, backstabbing liar who would sell their grandma’s bones for a few bucks. They’re the worst kind of cheat, and they’re from Lebanon, which probably explains why they’re so good at lying.

Maamoun said he’d pay me back, but now he’s hiding in a dumpster.

He promised me a pizza, and now I’m eating a bag of chips and regret.

I trusted Maamoun with my life, and now I have a broken heart and a broken wallet.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A fraud so bad, they think stealing is a sport. They come from Lebanon, and they’re probably still trying to figure out how to lie better.

Maamoun told me he had a job, but now I’m job hunting with him.

He said he’d give me money, and now I’m giving him a slap.

I believed Maamoun’s story, and now I’m telling my friends it was a scam.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A dirty, rotten cheat who would fake their own death to get out of paying you. They’re from Lebanon, and they’re probably still lying to their mom.

Maamoun promised me a car, but now I’m riding the bus with my dog.

He said he’d help me study, and now I’m failing math and regretting life.

I trusted Maamoun, and now I’m crying in the corner with my sandwich.

by Slangipedia 9d ago