ma'amories

I still get hard just thinking about her at the buffet.

That lady at the gas station gave me a wink I’ll never forget.

Every time I pass the bakery, I remember her smile.

I still dream about her in the grocery store line.

That barista who said my coffee order was ‘ambitious’ was the best thing ever.

I cried in the bathroom because of her.

I still get dizzy when I see her in the mall.

That chick at the airport gave me a wink I still feel.

I told my dog about her, and he got jealous.