Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A walking disaster who laughs at your pain and throws insults like they're going out of style

'You failed math again? That’s the best you can do? I’m disappointed.'

'Your dog ate my homework. That’s a crime.'

'You think you’re funny? I’ve seen clowns cry.'

2

A human dumpster fire who adds jokes at the worst times and never cares if you’re annoyed

'You’re crying? Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your heart?'

'I just broke up with my girlfriend. Why are you laughing?'

'You’re getting a detention? That’s the best you can do?'

3

A person who’s so full of trash talk and nonsense that they turn normal days into hell

'You’re going to die in that outfit.'

'Your hair looks like a raccoon stole your head.'

'You’re the worst. I’ve seen babies do better.'

4

A person who takes every little thing as a personal attack and laughs at your misery

'You spilled your coffee? That’s the worst thing that’s ever happened.'

'You’re late? I’m shocked. I thought you were dead.'

'You’re crying? That’s the best you can do.'

5

A person who acts like they’re the king of the world and laughs at your problems like they’re jokes

'You’re getting a B? That’s the worst you can do.'

'Your dog just bit your neighbor? That’s hilarious.'

'You’re crying? That’s the best you can do.'

6

A person who’s so full of nonsense and trash talk that they turn normal days into chaos

'You’re going to fail again? That’s the best you can do.'

'Your dog just ate my lunch. That’s a crime.'

'You’re crying? That’s the best you can do.'