maamnard

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The lady’s lower zone between the thigh area and the waistband. Think of it like the fancy name for her junk.

My maamnard is the only thing keeping me from crying during this Zoom call.

She flaunted her maamnard like it was a trophy.

He asked for directions and got a full view of my maamnard.

The front part of a woman’s body from her thigh to her waistband. It’s the zone you hope doesn’t get touched by strangers.

I showed my maamnard at the grocery store and got a free coupon.

He called my maamnard a ‘work of art’ and I called him a ‘moron’.

My maamnard was the reason I failed my math test.

The front lady zone from her thigh to her waistband. It’s where all the good stuff is hidden.

I lost my job because I showed my maamnard to my boss.

He said my maamnard was ‘perfect’ and I said he was ‘delusional’.

My maamnard got me a date, my brain got me a divorce.